Memoirs and a secret diary of the life of a 20 year-old girl: far from home, working her ass off, and prodding the deep and unfathomable mysteries of functional human beings. [@fastfarce]

Paper cut-out art from the fancy hotel next to my old apartment.

Paper cut-out art from the fancy hotel next to my old apartment.

— 19 hours ago

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Our World in Space | Robert McCall

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— 19 hours ago with 723 notes

Today was an excellent day! The guys in the shop are turning very near and dear to my heart. Lots of love from the night shift machinists, who are teaching me everything from 4-foot mill set-ups to how to play the blues harmonica. I just moved to the R&D shop, so I’ll have quite a taxing time working on all the one-off parts I’ll be making!
Leeeearning
Learning is aaawesome

— 19 hours ago

Last night was a crazy dream night full of dragonriding, secret passageways, I kissed Michael (one of my engineering buddies), filled a hot tub by hand and was casually naked in front of people, developed a skin rash from an allergy that lead to me growing iridescent rainbowed scales that draped off my body like cloth…
It was a wonderful crazy dream night.
I’m also three hours later to work than I wanted to be. Sé la vie…

— 1 day ago
Fire agate looks like dragons close up.
Dragon skin, dragon scales, dragon eye scales. Whatever.
But dragons.

Fire agate looks like dragons close up.

Dragon skin, dragon scales, dragon eye scales. Whatever.

But dragons.

— 2 days ago

Burning wood

— 2 days ago
Mantego Sunset Snapdragon

Mantego Sunset Snapdragon

— 2 days ago

Tumblr, I really want to have sex. 

Like a lot.

I want to go out and find someone wonderful in bed, and have wonderful sex and learn lots of things about how to pleasure and be pleasured, and that all sounds wonderful.

I also don’t really want sex, I want to be touched and loved passionately. Which is different than sex, but what makes sex matter to me in the first place. Because, really, sex without passion is just a smelly sticky exchange of bodily fluids where you’re much too uncomfortably close to someone else’s naughty bits.

Which, I’m going to be honest here, does not appeal to me.

Once again, long distance relationships are incredibly difficult.

— 2 days ago
Also, very excited for LiB.

Also, very excited for LiB.

— 1 week ago

Well, today is wonderful. I’ve been working night shift at SpaceX for the past two days (a change brought about by an inadvertent 25 hour AC Brotherhood gaming session), and have spent my morning treating Brutus (my car) to a few oil change and car wash treats.
I’m going home for Father’s Day, which is an incredible lovely treat, and having a big father-appreciation brunch with all four parents and Eric’s family, which I am so unbelievably thrilled by!
I have to say, having Eric as a friend makes me feel very blessed sometimes. He’s not dramatic or self-conscious or passive aggressive. He has honest, kind, open energy and is always willing to listen, give advice, and is very loyal to his friends, myself included. And that makes me feel so very blessed that there’s someone who I can just enjoy spending time with and continue loving without any weird lies or strange tensions. It’s really lovely to love someone and wish them the best and have that feeling be reciprocated.
That’s my Father’s Day post. Happy fatherhood to any of you kind Papas out there! Teach your children well ;]

— 1 week ago

Today, as I was internet browsing, I kept thinking about how many women there are in the world with gorgeous bodies, these amazing voluptuous asses, itty bitty waists. There are a large number of beautiful women out there. The second thing I thought was “Yeah, but you have to wonder how many of those have personalities that would turn you off more than their bodies turned you on?”

I think the answer is a lot. It’s a good thing pictures can’t talk.

— 2 weeks ago